Things I thought I would never do

If a person told me a week ago

I would see John at Spencer's
John would become my foot warmer
John and I would talk on the phone for more than an hour each night
I would peel an orange one-handed and attempt eating it
I would have a conversation with John about shaving

I would see Barb at the Library
I would run into a swing set
I would willingly play wiffle-ball with my cousins

I would have never believed them.

But alas they all happened and my mind hurts.